This was one way that the two interacted before...
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It started with an innocent sounding remark. It always did. That was until...
"Stubborn shrew."
"Insufferable cur."
"Social retard."
"Perverted bastard."
Momentary silence.
"... Moron."
"Amazon."
"Dunderhead."
"Tomboy."
"Nincompoop."
A roll of eyes. "Harridan."
"Jackass." Followed by a derisive huff.
"Orc Lady."
"Stupid priest."
The man grinned triumphantly.
"Mmm... running out of good insults today, you bitchy little pretty bo--"
!! SMACK !!
"What the hell, woman?!"
"Sorry. I was trying to keep you from sinking into mental degradation."
Their third companion didn't need to look back to see the resulting scuffle. But he did give them a momentary glance before moving on ahead to their destination.
...
...
Yep. Life definitely had a crazy sense of humor.
END ENTRY.
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